New Brighton Council Fundraising Schemes*

In an effort to stave off bankruptcy, Brighton Council has been investigating new fundraising schemes. Among the ideas being looked at are the following.

  • Charging people to use the beach.
  • Increasing the number of dodgy bus lanes.
  • Raising the admission price of the I-360 to £1000 at peak times (not that far fetched).
  • Raising the price of a pint to £10.
  • Introducing a Hen and Stag tax.
  • Hoping Eddie Izzard will make everything better.

Image: Brighton Arts Blog.

*not really.

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